What with it being Friday, and what with me feeling a bit crazy (not to mentioned pissed off by the fact I have to spend 12 hours with my "buddies" from the office on a fuckin' SATURDAY), here're a couple of "songs" that kept a juvenile me ammused for ages back in the day.
Zippy and Bungle
Went to the junlge
To have some fun.
Zippy got silly
Pulled out his willy
And stuck it up Bungle's bum.
Here're a few verses that should be sung to the tune of "Yesterday", by the Beetles:
Leprasy
Body parts keep falling off of me
I'm not half the man I used to be
Oh, why did I
get leprasy?
Syphilis
All this started with just one kiss
Now I'm finding it so hard to piss
Oh, why did I
get Syphilis?
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